written by Ashley Millard
- You know what M.U.L.E. stands for.
- Seventeen years later you can still describe the object of the game in great detail.
- You’ve captured that mountain thing more times than you can count.
- You’ve stockpiled Crystite to the point that it spoils.
- You can assay two plots in one turn and still win 53 in gambling!
- You play M.U.L.E. regardless of time – and may it be 4 o’clock in the morning!
- Graphics? We don’ need no stinkin’ graphics?
- You intend to learn how to program for the sole reason of reproducing M.U.L.E.!
- You always choose Human because you know it’s the hardest race.
- You proudly declare M.U.L.E. as the greatest game ever created! (And why not?!)
